I am back from a long treck across vast lands flat and not flat.
Hobo spiders are real. I found this out last week. They're supposed to be like Brown Recluses or something, but black and shit.
My god. Another Brown Recluse-type thing. Now the world is twice as dangerous as I originally thought.
Mutant Dicks Explode! (That's one of the emails that was waiting for me when I got home. Fascinating.)
And to think, I am to leave once again. So weary I am.
