What is metaphysics? And what are the categories in relation to metaphysics?
Well...ehhhh...like...if someone farts really loud, and you say, "Gee that is a loud fart", I guess you could say that it has been predicated from that individual made up of the primary substance and that this predicated item of what the individual has isisfisf is this fart and that it is owned by the individual and that the fart itself has a quallity of being loud and otherwise obnoxious, which gives way to a sort of telescoping categorization of the entire construct. And well that is where the cats come in and that...er...life is but a fart?
I think I need to revise.
Awwww I don't like this essay.
