owballsNeat: you need to get to his house and somehow check his shit
owballsNeat: thats the only way to know if hes a unicorn
seanwaefa: check it for marshmallows
seanwaefa: and then his mom comes in
seanwaefa: WHAT THE FUCK
seanwaefa: no no it's okay
seanwaefa: I'm checking for marshmallows
seanwaefa: and she whips me
owballsNeat: and all the kids are crying, and youre like, fuck you, i need to know
owballsNeat: your son may very well be a unicorn. this is the only way
seanwaefa: you don't understand!
owballsNeat: that would be a killer scene
