This computer is blazing hot. It is dumping heat everywhere. The fans are coughing out superheated blasts of air that have me warm as hell, maybe a few degrees away from scalded. Maybe more than a few degrees, well, pretty warm, you know. The room itself is being heated, it seems, by the computer alone.
There go the fans again. Kicking in. They sound like jet engines. I am half expecting this thing to explode. It is when the fans get going like this that I have to take out the cord. Or it will soon overheat. Then, after I take out the chord, the torched battery drains in about 2 minutes. And I have to plug in the chord again.
It is probably the equivalent of a crying, shitting, pissing baby. Well probably not as bad. Cause when I turn it off it stays off, and cools down, and doesn't give me any trouble until I turn it on again. Alright alright. I take it back. It isn't even that bad compared to other things.
Well, next time it overheats, I'm going to heave it out into the middle of the room and see if it melts down through the floor, like some makeshift thermite charge.
I mean, I may even be able to use this to my advantage.
