"I'm checking for bloody stools!"
"Just came down off of a great heroin trip!"
"Oops I think I ran someone over when I went to buy some cigarettes. It's okay though, I kept going."
"I ejaculated too early again. Oh well haha LMAO."
"My character is defined by automatic reminders and randomly generated suggestions and little images of drinks that I can send to people that they can't even drink woah hee hee hoh hah."
